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Emo Haiku

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-- I --
I am an Emo
Nobody understands me
Everyone hates me

-- II --
Cut my wrists gently
Cry myself to sleep most nights
No-one likes me now

-- III --
Please don't watch me cry
Might make my eyeliner run
Masked by floppy fringe

-- IV --
Got dressed in the dark
Individuality
Like all the others

-- V --
I'm always depressed
Too angsty to even smile
Still nobody cares

-- VI --
I'm not gay I swear
Chicks dig it when guys kiss guys
It's not nice... honest

-- VII --
I write bad poems
Nobody wants to read them
Makes me want to cry

-- VIII --
I am still depressed
It's always nice when it rains
The world's depressed too

-- IX --
Heartbroken again
I hate life, I want to die
No-one gives a damn

-- X --
Give me attention
My life is a black abyss
Why won't you listen?

-- XI --
Super skinny jeans
I spend all my money on
Black dye for my hair

-- XII --
Black, thick rimmed glasses
Can't see my eyes anyway
Too busy moping

THE END
Just a bit of fun... making fun of traditional 'Emo Poetry' which is normally a bit rubbish... and consists of these elements almost entirely

not making fun of emos... just the EMO STEREOTYPE

THIS PIECE OF SILLINESS HAS BEEN FEATURED BY :icontar1988:
Check out his stuff. He is very cool. :D


EDITED: subtley edited to make it into a haiku :P

EDITED AGAIN: Now coming in weekly installments! Check every sunday!!!

MORE EDITS: Weekly Emo Haiku is no longer weekly it would appear. I'll update when I feel like it :D

VERSE TWO: you get it early cos im going away for a bit soon. dedicated to and written by Becca Hankin

VERSE FIVE AND SIX: I havn't updated for ages so you can have 2

VERSE SEVEN TO NINE: Havn't updated in even MORE ages, so have three :P
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